Stories tagged “avatar challenge”

  • The One True Current, Blessed Be It

    In the year 1881, The Devil Tesla broke through the gates of hell to deliver upon us the invention known in English as alternating current (the correct, lucifarian name cannot be written in unicode, so it will have to go unmentioned). Foreseeing this e...

  • A Dog Lazy With Sadness, Like a Depressed Dog But Lazier

    It was 1846, and a woman met on the street a dog. It talked to her. It said, I have impregnated you with the most perfect man, and I when he is old enough I will tell him the secrets of the cosmos. In April of the next year that woman gave birth to a c...

  • Ash

    I was a huge fan of pokemon as a kid. I loved the show, and my parents despised having to go to the theater with me. Well, when I was smaller, I had a lisp. A pretty bad lisp. So when I said “Ash Ketchum,” it sounded like I was saying.. wel...

  • bluefish - avatar challenge

    The image flickered on the green-washed screen of the old monitor, rolling bars all but obscuring the smiling cartoon fish that had once been blue, the background painted an unhealthy yellow-green by the screen’s limited colors. It was a monitor ...

    • Author: bluefish
    • Posted almost 3 years ago.
    • 5 out of 5

  • Kissing My Monster

    “We HAVE to do the haunted house,” I said. It was one of the sunniest days of the summer and we were at the L.A. Fair. I was practically bouncing. I don’t think he ever really understood my love of monsters. He was a perpetually sun-burned su...