Stories tagged “average”
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three pencils
hm, an average piece riddled with grammatical errors, typos and mediocrity. Come on! You can do better than that!
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Average Life
My life is average. Boy is that an understatement! I’m probably one of the more average people I know. Although I seem to have some quirks that no one that I associate with has. Like that I love horror movies! Most people, including my husband, d...
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Life Light
In high school I was average. Average grades. Average hair. Average everything. I wasn’t popular, or the weirdo—and for the record—I wasn’t the slut either. My upbringing wasn’t one that would appear on Oprah. I came from ...
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Just Another Day
I woke up, rubbing my eyes as I looked at the clock. 6 in the morning on a Saturday; too early. Despite that I climbed out of bed reluctantly. My pug, Matisse, stirred and I moved him from on top of me. A glare shot my way as he rolled over, made himse...
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Pixy Stick Simile (Americanized)
The average dick To a chick Must be like a pixy stick— Real good for a second But done too quick, I reckon.