Stories tagged “awkward”

  • Complications

    Sid gulps as they pull up to Kathleen’s house. They sit in his car for a long time, just talking. Kathleen leans toward him, that sexy grin on her lips. Sid dreamt about those lips. “Thanks for the ride,” she says, her green, cat-like...

  • WaHo '87 (Mature)

    It’s always weird to be there, but I can’t resist the lure of girls enveloped in cigarette smoke. Behind Waffle House I always find myself staring at a miniature wasteland of hypodermic needles and used condoms, looking upward from time to ...

    • Author: Zoel
    • Posted over 10 years ago.
    • 4 out of 5
  • Brownies

    The party was going great. I mean, just fantastic! Everyone was genuinely enjoying themselves. Some were even dancing to my Dave Matthews mix tape! Nothing can kill our collective buzz. “Hey Doug, great party!” said a lanky gentleman whom ...

  • Stranger

    I couldn’t help but have a smile escape me, “I’m making some right now. Come and sit until it’s done,” Charlotte listened to me and began walking to my couch, “I see you don’t look like you got splattered on co...

  • What Devon Saw In Her Eyes For Just A Moment

    Well she did ask you to tell her. I took a deep breath and just spit it out. “You looked like you needed a friend. Like someone had hurt you and you just needed to get away.” Well there, you said it. Kalyla dropped her gaze for a second, bu...

  • Awkward

    “Good morning sir, welcome to Dick’s Sporting Goods. How may I help you?” I asked politely, wearing my most genuine smile. He looked up at me and ran a hand through his hair while he cleared his throat, “It’s ma’am.&...

    • Author: Ronnie
    • Posted over 10 years ago.
    • 4 out of 5
  • Date Killers

    “Wow, that’s just so… tragic.” “Yep. Now help me cut off the head. You don’t hold it over this way just right there’ll be gore and mess all over your shoes. No, harder…harder…push that.” grunt...

    • Author: weho
    • Posted over 10 years ago.
  • My Secret Stalactites

    “You’re sitting at my desk,” I began. I was always impatient on Mondays. Teresa looked up with sparkly cheerleader eyes, as if she hadn’t heard. “I’m sorry?” “My desk. You’re sitting at it.” &...

    • Author: uselessness
    • Posted about 10 years ago.
    • 5 out of 5
  • Edna Doesn't Get the Message

    Joanne listened with hesitant ear as the voice on her phone said, “Um, hullo, this is Dave. Is this Joanne, Edna’s friend?” “Um, yes,” she answered. Meanwhile, Edna was bouncing in front of her and mouthing, “Is that...

    • Author: THX 0477
    • Posted about 10 years ago.
    • 4 out of 5
  • That Creepy Old Man. (Mature)

    Walking home from school, seeing the sun placed at the horizon, Jimmy is slightly horrified by his dark town. As he is walking as fast as he can, he notices many people passing by him About 9 blocks from his house he notices an old man staring straigh...

  • awkward

    inspired by old jewelry and royal blue finding comfort in flat plains don’t take orders you’ll lose yourself

    • Author: Ampersand
    • Posted almost 10 years ago.
  • Jade Dragons and White Ribbons

    When we met, I wore my lucky jade bracelet and she wore a hat with a white ribbon in it. It was like God had matched us Himself. She was short, but not too short, and shapely, or even fat depending on when and how you looked at her, but her white ribbo...

  • Welcome Back

    He got in her car, and they hugged. He placed his cold hand on her warm face, and she jumped. He gently pressed his hand against her warm face as he pressed his lips on hers. She closed her eyes and release her hands from the hug. They turned their hea...

    • Author: Mr. Reeses
    • Posted over 9 years ago.
    • 4 out of 5
  • Chronicles Of Millie and Me Chapter 11

    March 26th 1997 8:25am “Wake up Demetri the school bus will be here in 20 minutes. Arghhh, you seem more dead to the world than me right now. Okay if you don’t complete your essay today that you have been deliberately been putting off then ...

  • She's Fresh! (Mature)

    Hold on. I’m getting ahead of myself—which is ironic because I’m really inside of my own head right now. “Would you like to get a coff somewhere?” Oh god, why did I shorten coffee, that sounds so stupid, coff, coff, do you need a coff drop du...

    • Author: Tad Winslow
    • Posted about 9 years ago.
    • 5 out of 5
  • MFM (Mature)

    Like so many other things in life, this threesome is something of a let down. Granted, this is the first time any of you have been in one and maybe you’re expecting too much, but it’s just painfully awkward. It’d help if the guys didn...

    • Author: saveloy
    • Posted almost 9 years ago.
    • 4 out of 5
  • Don't make it weird, Bro. (Mature)


    • Author: Silven
    • Posted almost 9 years ago.
    • 5 out of 5
  • Gift Exchange

    Fred tore away the paper from the small, carefully-wrapped package. As soon as he caught a glimpse of what was beneath the wrapping paper, he stopped and looked nervously around the room. “Thanks for the gift! Who’s next?” He tried st...

  • Don't Ask

    To question is an act meant to collect; An information-gathering instigation. But consider beyond common intellect The desired question’s answer’s implication. Why initiate your public detriment? Consideration never made the link, Blank ign...

    • Author: Jae
    • Posted almost 9 years ago.
    • 3 out of 5
  • morning

    Staring down at the crimson and brown stained junk mail envelope, it was hard to believe she had actually written those words last night. What was she thinking? What was she actually thinking? Clarity and enlightenment as to the meaning of this persona...

    • Author: m
    • Posted about 8 years ago.
  • The Awkward Hello

    I love the way you look at me Watching my lips recite the words of a song. Singing in my own little bubble, with you as my secret audience. Your head bumps to the beat and I sway my hips I look over to you and you quickly turn as if I was not sitting t...

  • Oedipus (Mature)

    “I better not get set up with some ugly chick,” I muttered, when the principal stated the rules. Guess who kissed you blah blah blah. As soon as he said go, cool manicured hands pull my face down. “I’m gonna rock your world, big boy.” I grinn...

    • Author: Raphael Bane
    • Posted almost 8 years ago.
    • 3 out of 5
  • End of an Era

    The two men stared at each other. One word hung in the air between them, a big declaration occupying such a small space and making the gulf feel impassable. Around them the party continued, oblivious and innocuous. Dennis flinched first, breaking eye c...

    • Author: THX 0477
    • Posted almost 8 years ago.
    • 5 out of 5
  • I Used To Play This Game

    Words fumble as they spill out of my babbling lips. Where should I start and how on earth do I begin? All the rules have changed and I’m not a main contender anymore.

    • Author: Ariah Oak
    • Posted almost 8 years ago.
    • 4 out of 5
  • IRL

    It was 11am. I stood outside the hotel room, staring at the door. The door. The only barrier between me and the man I’d been seriously, heavily flirting with online for two weeks. Online. That made me sound like a coward and turned this into some...