Stories tagged “bastard”

  • At Least The Bastard Fried

    I had practiced for several hours before it was supposed to start. Staring at the photo of my daughter, I recited the small talk that would occur. Hello. How was your trip? Hope the place was easy to find. But I knew as soon as she walked through the d...

  • Dear Luke

    Dear Luke, Please explain to me, in words of three syllables or fewer, how you reached the conclusion you did. We are standing in a room full of naked boys, you have an erection and I am the one who is gay? Maybe, one day, you’ll get a life. Mayb...