Stories tagged “beard”
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Another Man's Chin
Gunther awoke to find that his beard was missing. He checked his chin thoroughly but the beard was not there. He couldn’t think where else to look. Disconsolate, he wandered the house, weeping softly. As he entered the kitchen he thought he saw h...
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Affectations Make the Man
Gunther nodded at his reflection in approval. “A finely shaped beard reveals a finely tuned mind,” he recited. The scissors were replaced in their leather holder alongside the fine comb, tweezers, and other grooming accoutrements. He padded...
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Coronation
Porn films are generally directed by a guy who looks like he couldn’t get laid in a brothel. He may have a grotesque piece of face foliage. He will almost certainly be sweating. Never shake this man by the hand. I know this. I know all there is t...
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Hair, Underestimated
Gunther set the phone on the floor and gingerly rose out of the wetness. “Henry,” chastised Gunther, “there shall be no more evening buttermilk for you!” Despite his bladder’s lack of discipline, Henry the Dog showed no sh...