Stories tagged “biased news”

  • SWTP News: Jan 1

    This is SWTP News! We have footage that shows President Whatsisname kicking kittens. We can only assume that The President has invented a new sport, Kittenball. Only someone with great intelligence could invent such a game. We expect to get the rules i...

  • SWTP News: Jan 2

    This is SWTP News! We have now found a letter from President Whatsisname addressed to Senator Whonow in a Washington hotel, room 42#, that reads as follows: “Find the King of Hearts!” We assume this means that Whonow lost his King of Hearts...