Stories tagged “biography”

  • This Is Me

    I’m just going to start this whole biography with one statement, which is complete, total, factual fact: I have no idea who I am. Yes, I know. I know who I am as in my name, what I like to do, and so on…but I don’t know who I am. It&#...

  • My Cousin's House

    Back again. Now, let’s review another very small chapter of my life: Going to my cousin’s house in Western Maryland. It is in this week I discovered that my oldest cousin, Todd is a sociopath. This guy is 17 and has already mastered the art...

  • Coincidence

    I really don’t feel like going on about my cousin, it’s best to forget about stuff like that. Well, today was a sort of uneventful day. I ran a few miles today, which was nice. It was the most exercise I got since I arrived back from my cou...

  • Mystery Girl

    Ok, now I promised I would give you a bad coincidence, so here goes: There’s this ice rink in town that my friends and I go to. I ran into a lot of people from elementary school there, so it’s nice. There’s another thing that makes me...

  • Ex Girlfriend

    She is my ex. She was my girlfriend back in 5th grade or so, and we kinda had a falling out sometime during that year, leaving both of us very emotionally hurt. We were both really special to each other at the time. She got over it before I did. Now do...

  • Love?

    While I’m still on the subject of emotions, I’d like to talk about something that’s kind of like love. Well, it’s not love, yet. At least I’m saying that because I’m not sure how she feels, and she might be reading t...

  • Continued

    A lot of thoughts crossed my mind, such as “What if she thinks I’m a total creeper for randomly friend requesting her?” I didn’t really know her at the time. I’m glad to say that as far as I know her now, she’s isn&#...

  • Double Post! Don't Read!

    We had fun talking, and by the end of the call I was nearly almost sure she liked me, mostly because she said she wanted to meet me. I wanted to tell her that I liked her, and when her friends handed the phone to her I sat there like an idiot, not sayi...

  • Triple Post! Don't Read!

    We had fun talking, and by the end of the call I was nearly almost sure she liked me, mostly because she said she wanted to meet me. I wanted to tell her that I liked her, and when her friends handed the phone to her I sat there like an idiot, not sayi...

  • She does! She does!

    We had fun talking, and by the end of the call I was nearly almost sure she liked me, mostly because she said she wanted to meet me. I wanted to tell her that I liked her, and when her friends handed the phone to her I sat there like an idiot, not sayi...

  • My Message To Her

    Hey, I know you’ve dated a lot of jerks before, and I just want to say that I’ll do my best to NOT be on that list of assholes you’re dated. I really can’t explain it, but I feel really good about this. I’ll do my best to ...

  • In A Perfect World

    Well, sorry to break it to you, but it turns out she’s not into me that way. I really don’t know what happened. We were doing great for the first few days, but then I get this IM saying: “I really don’t like you like that, IR...

  • Euphoria!

    I know I haven’t posted in a while, but I’ve been lacking inspiration of late. Anyhow, I’m about to start high school, it’s a beautiful day out, and I am inexplicably happy. I truly don’t know what’s up with myself t...

  • Elouise Whispering:The Biography of the Greatest Band Ever Intro

    Elouise Whispering (EW, for short) has become one of the greatest bands ever to walk the Earth. No lie. But, just like most bands, Elouise Whispering had to start from the very bottom to get to the very top. EW is based on substance, and substance come...

  • Page 232

    232 I stood on the podium and faced the mirrors. That was when a smile crossed my lips and I thought yes, this was the dress. In my favorite shade of blue, this dress fit me in all the right places. The dress was strapless and flowed to the bottom. For...

  • TwoHundredThirtyTwo (challenge)

    “My mother is a fish.” (60 character minimum not yet met) (60 character minimum not yet met)

  • bluefish: The Ultimate Chronicle

    Chapter 1: Egg Somewhat romantically under the full moon, bluefish’s parents and 30 of their closest friends engaged in a wild evening of broadcast spawning above a particularly pristine reef in the southwest corner of the Bahamas. 50,000 eggs tr...

    • Author: August Rode
    • Posted over 9 years ago.
    • 5 out of 5
  • Case Studies by Pandora "PJ" Jacaranda, LoA (excerpt)

    I was alone in the office. High heels kicked off, feet on the desk, bourbon in a fine crystal glass, and a Sobranie Black Russian in my silver theatre-length cigarette holder. It had been an excellent month so far, and I had no inclination to take a ne...

    • Author: August Rode
    • Posted over 9 years ago.
    • 5 out of 5
  • August Rode: A Life, Chapter 7: Picking Nits

    “I can do it. I just can’t.” August read the line over and over again. Something was bothering him; something so insignificant to everybody else that no one could tell him what it was. He rubbed his forehead with the palm of his hand,...

  • Becoming James

    You are only 32 years old. Looking in the mirror you see that smile that screams: James Dean. The charm Peter Parker vied for. The body Isolde had fallen for. The lingering traces of drug addled days on the Pineapple Express in your eyes, and the taste...

  • An Abridged Biography

    Acrylic took a deep breath. “Some time ago, MegaCorp executed a new research program into neurocomputational interfaces, ostensibly for the enhancement and betterment of the computational experience and of mankind as a whole. As I am sure that yo...

    • Author: Abstract
    • Posted about 8 years ago.
  • Failure

    Acrylic drank deeply from the faded mug. The decal, which read “MORAL CODE” along with some lines of programming language, was highly scratched. “The procedures were…” He searched his databanks for the correct word. “…...

    • Author: Abstract
    • Posted about 8 years ago.
  • Lethologica

    “Project Lethologica,” Acrylic breathed. “My parents owed MegaCorp a debt that couldn’t be repaid on the corporation’s time,” Fetus continued. Her continued monotone was downright spine-chilling. “MegaCorp deci...

    • Author: Abstract
    • Posted about 8 years ago.
  • Harvest

    “In our combined forays into the labyrinth that is the MegaCorp mainframe,” Acrylic recounted, “we were successfully able to pilfer the details of Lethologica.” His face grew grim. “Abductees by MegaCorp’s hand were ...

    • Author: Abstract
    • Posted about 8 years ago.
  • Two Hundred

    The guard was quickly knocked out while I took the droid out of commission with the sabretaser. The jolt threw the droid into diagnostic mode, which only lasted a few dozen seconds. It was all the time, however, that Fetus needed. She removed the indus...

    • Author: Abstract
    • Posted almost 8 years ago.