Stories tagged “blog”
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Blog of a Pathetic Chick
Saturday, July 11, 2009 Dear Blog, Today, he smiled at me. I know, I know, just a smile. But he smiled at me. Well, in my direction. Okay, he smiled in general. He was sitting in his cubicle watching something on his computer, but I think I sent him an...
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Blog of an Asshole
Saturday, July 12, 2009 What’s up, Blog? So I watched this killer funny vid on the YouTube. There was this monkey stuffing it’s face with bananas. I just can’t get over that. Anyway, personal life: I’ve been gettin’ me som...
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Musings from the Blogosphere
Samples of selected blogs, November 1, 2009: . . .all i kno is i ws sittin n front of the tv with my bf and we were watchin a will ferrel movie n all of a suddn the tv changed and it was sum news guy talkin bout a bomb goin off in the capitol n i jus s...
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Marx
Besides, I’m doing important work on my beloved computer. I have to keep up with my web ‘zine. Spots is one of the premier online magazines and I intend to make my living off of it when I graduate next year. Of course, my family doesn’t understan...
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The Captain, The Blogger
The Captain also spent most of his time in his quarters, crouched over the console. Everyone on the USS Crusher read his blog. Some even bought his DVDs and his fictional memoir as seen from the eyes of a cast member in a television show a spaceship th...
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30 Second Blog
So today I was thinking… Sandles, how weird, that thing that goes between your toes.
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Blogs and Stuff
What is a blog? Am I the only one not in the know? Well from what my friend tells me you just talk about whatever is on your mind. I think I’ll start one.
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30 Second Blog: Return of the thing that goes between your toes.
So some sandles don’t have a thing between your toes. How do they stay on? Is there a sticky thing somewhere. I don’t want sticky stuff on my toes.
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30 Second Blog: Holes for Sand
Sandles should have holes for sand to fall out. Can you imagine if you never got sand stuck under your foot.
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30 Second Blog: That Clap Sound
What if sandles didn’t make that awful sound? Then you could sneak up on people. Well as long as you don’t fall down as much as I do when I wear them.
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30 Second Blog: This is Fun
Sandles, what a strange name. so I understand why they called them sand, but why “les” why not Sandstompers or Sand"oes" maybe even Sandies. Sandles sounds like something you should eat.
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30 Second Blog: G Rated
Some guy commented today that I should “shut my piehole up about sandles.” Except he used dirty words. Well I deleted his comment. Just for that Sandles Sandles Sandles Sandles Sandles Sandles Sandles Sandles Sandles Sandles Sandles Sandles...
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30 Second Blog: Lotion
So that guy was back badmouthing sandles. I just love my Delete key. Get a grip man its my blog I’ll talk about what I want. Sandles make my toes all red and harsh. I need to go put some lotion on them.
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30 Second Blog: Stolen Sandles
Someone stole my Sandles. It’s ok I have a spare pair. Actually I have about 10 spare pair. What a great day one of them hasent been out of the box yet. Dibs.
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30 Second Blog: Stolen Sandles Part 2
All my sandles were gone this morning. I don’t know what I’m going to do. OMG my dad said I could have some money to buy new ones. Daddy has been so nice since I had to move home after Phillip dumped me.
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30 Second Blog: 29 Seconds
I think some guy followed me home from the Sandle Store. The whole way home I kept thinking I saw the same car…… She did. Stupid Bitch. 30 Second Blog? It only took me 29 to strangle her with her own fucking sandle.