Stories tagged “bob”
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Dear God, from Mama Velociraptor 2
Dear God, I tried to eat Caveboy Billy like you said. I chased him up against a cliff. He was delicious. Then I saw Caveboy Billy hanging around outside his cave, talking to Sue. Dammit. They all look alike. Can I still eat Billy? Amen, Mama Velocirapt...
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Dear Caveman Bob, from God
Dear Caveman Bob, I eat stars when I’m hungry. It’s called entropy. Also? It does a great job of showing off my divine powers. Tell all your friends, God
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Dear God, from Caveboy Billy 2
Dear God, I heard that Cousin Buddy was eaten by a mama velociraptor the other day. I think I saw her eyeing me yesterday while Sue was over at our cave. You don’t think she wants to eat me, do you? Amen, Caveboy Billy
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Dear Martians, from God
Dear Martians, I’m waaaaaaaaaaay ahead of you on that whole dramatic meteor shower thing. Those dinosaurs won’t be bothering you for much longer. Love, God
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Dear God, from Caveman Bob 5
Dear God, The party was sooooooooooooooo awesome. You make the greatest stuff. Rotten honey is just… is just… awesome. Why’d’ya hold out on us? Amen, Caveman Bob
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Dear God, from Caveboy Billy 3
Dear God, This fire stuff hurts. I hate you! Amen, Caveboy Billy PS. Please don’t kill me!
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Dear God, from Mama Velociraptor 3
Dear God, Is this your punishment for eating the wrong human? My new brood hatched today, and they are LOUD. Really, Caveman Bob can take one or two of them if he’s really hungry. Amen, Mama Velociraptor
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SpongeBob DarePants
One day in Bikini Bottom, SpongeBob Sandy and Patrick were in Jellyfish fields. They are playing a game.. a game that’s going to change Bikini Bottom forever.. “Okay Patrick, Truth or Dare?” said Sandy. Patrick is out in a deep gaze, ...
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A letter to Blue.
Hey Blue. Now I know why you are still up at 2.a.m. I know why you are outside watching the stars. I can remember when my first boyfriend made a pass at me in the movies. I was only 13 years old. (Odd that I say 13 years old…. I should be saying ...
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Bob & Tina's Crave
(Bob) Understand what you must do, You as a women you must love your man. It seems to me you don’t understand. Sex is what married couples do. I’ve waited long enough! (Tina) Babe I crave your love to. As a women I have needs. Please don&#...
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Thanks Bob, and Ficly
I appreciate Ficly for helping me discover friends I’d never find otherwise. How I can come here and instantly link up with people that share similar passions and talents. And, of course, because it’s free! But more importantly because Ficl...
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Bob and Fred
Bob and Fred met Trouble and Doubt in the fair after visiting the fortune teller who said ominously, “When in trouble, when in doubt, run around, scream and shout.” Later that night, Bob gave a thumbs up signifying “I’m in Trouble”...
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Out of This World
“Dave, are we in outer space?” “Mmpfmmf,” mumbled Sid through several mouthfuls of hero sandwich. Fred said, “I-I farted.” “Incredible. We escaped the gravitation pull of Earth with human propellant. How come we aren’t bursting into fla...
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In Delirium: Lunchus Interruptus
“HeLLo, mY nAme is SiD/DaVe/FreD/BoB!” “Who the hell said that?” asked Dave. “Not me,” said Bob. “Not me,” said Fred. “Uhh, where am I?” asked a thoroughly addled Sid goggling at the man clutching his...