Stories tagged “brownies”
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Brownies
The party was going great. I mean, just fantastic! Everyone was genuinely enjoying themselves. Some were even dancing to my Dave Matthews mix tape! Nothing can kill our collective buzz. “Hey Doug, great party!” said a lanky gentleman whom ...
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8, 10, 2 Ka-Boom

Eight batches of brownies. Ten simpering, harmless losers drooling at the prospect of being her roommate. Two weeks of waiting. “You…cheating…dirty…whore!” he spat at her from the floor, hand clutching his bloody mess of a...
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Sir Percy Longshanks (ii),
February 27, 2011 Though I am a terrible baker, I will indubitably attempt to bake a batch of brownies. Though if my house goes up in flames, I will blame you. One day, if we meet, I will teach you how to draw camels. And elephants. But I thank you fo...