Stories tagged “carnival”
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A day outside
Today, I went outside. I was out for more than five minutes, which is unusual. In fact, I was outside, in the sun, without shade or sunscreen, for over four hours. I usually never do this, because when I do, my pale, pasty skin invariably turns to a br...
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Carni the Carny from Kearney
Carni the carny from Kearney Ran a most peculiar show. We’d heard raves from Old Uncle Barney And so we decided to go… The site was a sight And we weren’t laggin’. She used chocks made of chalk To keep wagons from waggin’. There were acts...
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They Can't Tear Down Our Love
Laughter bubbled out from her lips. She skipped excitedly down the road. Her hand pulled me along. My feet clumsily trod along as I ran to keep up. I glanced over at her, my childlike grin matching hers. I could already see the top of the Ferris wheel;...
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MIDGET SEX!!!
It’s a carnival atmosphere. The smell of sawdust and elephant excrement. The sound of clown tears moving through face paint. The languid whip crack of a loose tent peg in the night wind. The press of long departed crowds cobbling the softened gro...
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The Amazing Accountival
“Roll up! Roll up!” cried the man in a dull grey suit. “Roll up and see the Amazing Accountival!” The crowd shuffled through the ticket booth in quiet confusion. The posters had plastered the town for the past week. All who saw ...