Stories tagged “caveman Billy”

• Dear Mamma Velociraptor

  Dear Mamma Velociraptor, Your baby was eaten to nourish Caveman Bob. He lives at the caves to the North and has a son, Caveman Billy. Feel free to eat the boy. He keeps looking at Cavegirl Sue’s boobs anyway, and Lust is a sin. kthxbai God.

  • Author: Branwen Hernandez
  • Posted almost 3 years ago.
  • 5 out of 5