Stories tagged “chicken”
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Mulberry Farm
Soft wind blew through the trees that lined the drive of Mulberry farm stirring a soothing sussuration. To the vet’s surprise though, there was a body lying halfway down the drive, splayed across the way in a defensive posture, its head turned to...
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Rumble At The Chick Fil A
All I wanted was a chicken sandwich, a free chicken sandwich. After sorting through all my clothes I finally found an old University of Texas t-shirt so I was set to go. The line was long when I got there, tempers were short, the servers exhausted. I f...
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Chicken
What’s the point of living, if you don’t take chances? I hit the excellarator and let the car fly. Jackson was a wimp; he wouldn’t last long. He’d probably swerve before our two cars met. I watched his wide brown eyes, behind th...
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Plucked
Pedicures are great but I get bored. What do I do to relieve my boredom? I read women’s magazines. I read Elle and Vogue and even Seventeen. I learn the importance of the right bag, the best haircut for Capricorns and or course, the most up to da...
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The story of my most randomest dream
In the beggining, there was darkness. Nothing existed, darkness consumes all. Darkness reaches into the deepest corners of everywhere and then some. And then, the act of creation! A roast chicken on a silver platter. All the trimmings, roast potatos, y...
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The Light
He lay on his air-bed in the bedroom of his otherwise unfurnished apartment, watching his fan oscillate from left to right. The light on the top of the fan was dim, shining just brightly enough to provide some distraction in the form of an orange splod...
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The General (Part 1.)
I remember it was October 6th, 2015 when they revolted. My days as “Colonel Sanders” over, I had been promoted to General. I reclined and stared at the medallion in my hand. It was meant to be worn on my chest, but I felt as though I should...
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Chickens
There is no way of nobly sitting on a chicken. Oh sure, they recommend sitting sidesaddle, but have you any idea how difficult it is to sit sidesaddle on a chicken? Or any bird, for that matter? It’s tough. I surveyed my fowl steed, hands on my h...
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Greasy Fingerprints
Franny hovered over her antique Griswold #8 Cast Iron Deep Chicken Fryer, poking at the golden crisping thighs. Franny was looking forward to this years Bone Gap community picnic cooking contest. The theme was Fast Food. She was entering her version of...
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Chicken Sandwich; A Warning.
It is possible to be out-smarted by just about anything if you’re not paying attention. Case in point: chickens. When in doubt, the chicken wants your sandwich; it looks much tastier than chicken feed. The fact that the chicken has been circlin...