Stories tagged “clothing”

  • And Then Came The Burlap and BCGs

    No one paid attention as HR246803 made its way slowly through Congress. No one noticed as it passed and was signed by President Beige. It wasn’t until she nominated the new Secretary for the Department of Conformity that we started paying attenti...

    • Author: Kevin Lawver
    • Posted almost 3 years ago.
    • 4 out of 5

  • Ginger: The New World

    When I finished bathing, I found a towel and the clean clothes that Looking-Glass had set out for me. They were simple garments, light and comfortable: A modest silvery frock tied with a thin white belt, and a new pair of sandals that fit just right. I...

    • Author: uselessness
    • Posted over 2 years ago.
    • 5 out of 5

  • Nonsense Will Not Be Tolerated

    A painted sign on the door read NONSENSE WILL NOT BE TOLERATED. Upon closer inspection, he could read the fine print. By setting foot on the premises, residents or owners of the land will not be held responsible for loss of life, limbs, loved ones, me...