Stories tagged “collider”

  • Fantasyland XXII

    When Dodgy Ron finished tunnelling Ralph’s laboratory and charging him according to the Tunneler’s Payment Scale before adding the mandatory exponential factor of two, the serious work began. Ralph moved his tabletop experiment subterranean and tha...

  • Everything you know is...

    It was a private conference when the team leader at the Large Hadron Collider spoke the news. “So far, over the past year of successful runs on the LHC, we have found no evidence for the Higgs particle.” The assembled scientists murmured in...

  • Down the Rabbit Hole

    “…So, where does this new mass and energy go?” asked the chief researcher for one of the LHC projects. The team leader sipped his coffee and said, “We think it’s rolled up into another dimension. The folks at CERN are havi...