Stories tagged “comedy”

  • Double-Seven O (770)

    Double-Seven O’s head swam. The rest of his body swam too as he held his breath, struggling to reach the surface of the pond. Double-Seven O gasped as he thrust his head above water. He reached inside his coat pocket and activated the built- in f...

  • The Curious Ballad of Tatty Bo Jangles (Mature)

    “Never go into the forest… you hear me?” Stated Mother Goodberry “That is where he lives and that is where he will get you” The children thrilled by the story of the child eater known as Tatty Bo Jangles listened intently....

    • Author: Macca420
    • Posted about 5 years ago.
  • It really is an awful name.

    “Fool!” Shrilled Cybronox, shaking his raised fist. “Charging so recklessly into my lair has only sealed your fate! Behold my latest invention: Slaughterbot Mark Two!” A pause. Bloodnaut’s twitching lips and barely muffled...

    • Author: Silven
    • Posted about 5 years ago.
    • 5 out of 5
  • Copyrighted

    I stand myself up at the end of a long valley. It is truly something awful; I barely manage to stand under the weight of my metal trappings. The sky is a distinct red; the city a distinct dead; but my batteries are distinctly unfed. Although my metalli...

    • Author: Clotifoth
    • Posted almost 5 years ago.
    • 4 out of 5
  • Deep Space Disaster

    “There’s a problem.” “I know, I checked the stabilizer pods yesterday and they were running a little hot. I’ll look into it.” “No, I mean a real problem.” “Don’t tell me we’re leaking so...

  • Dear God, from Mama Velociraptor 2

    Dear God, I tried to eat Caveboy Billy like you said. I chased him up against a cliff. He was delicious. Then I saw Caveboy Billy hanging around outside his cave, talking to Sue. Dammit. They all look alike. Can I still eat Billy? Amen, Mama Velocirapt...

    • Author: MrsMica
    • Posted almost 5 years ago.
    • 5 out of 5
  • Dear Caveman Bob, from God

    Dear Caveman Bob, I eat stars when I’m hungry. It’s called entropy. Also? It does a great job of showing off my divine powers. Tell all your friends, God

    • Author: MrsMica
    • Posted almost 5 years ago.
  • Dear God, from Caveboy Billy 2

    Dear God, I heard that Cousin Buddy was eaten by a mama velociraptor the other day. I think I saw her eyeing me yesterday while Sue was over at our cave. You don’t think she wants to eat me, do you? Amen, Caveboy Billy

    • Author: Kitsuta
    • Posted almost 5 years ago.
  • Dear Martians, from God

    Dear Martians, I’m waaaaaaaaaaay ahead of you on that whole dramatic meteor shower thing. Those dinosaurs won’t be bothering you for much longer. Love, God

    • Author: MrsMica
    • Posted almost 5 years ago.
  • Dear God, from Caveman Bob 5

    Dear God, The party was sooooooooooooooo awesome. You make the greatest stuff. Rotten honey is just… is just… awesome. Why’d’ya hold out on us? Amen, Caveman Bob

    • Author: MrsMica
    • Posted almost 5 years ago.
  • Dear God, from Caveboy Billy 3

    Dear God, This fire stuff hurts. I hate you! Amen, Caveboy Billy PS. Please don’t kill me!

    • Author: MrsMica
    • Posted almost 5 years ago.
  • Stranger Than Fiction in 10 Words

    “I kill depressed characters.” “I love my life.” “Never mind.”

    • Author: uselessness
    • Posted almost 5 years ago.
    • 5 out of 5
  • Any Romantic Comedy in 10 words

    He meets the perfect girl, fucks up, she don’t care…………

  • Dear God, from Mama Velociraptor 3

    Dear God, Is this your punishment for eating the wrong human? My new brood hatched today, and they are LOUD. Really, Caveman Bob can take one or two of them if he’s really hungry. Amen, Mama Velociraptor

    • Author: MrsMica
    • Posted almost 5 years ago.
  • Try to Begin What You Started...

    “It started like this, see.” “Like wot?” Babs asked, she hadn’t seen anything yet. “Gimme a chance,” Ted said. “You’ll see in just a minute.” “Oh, right.” Babs nodded. “So wh...

  • Boom! too!

    Well, it would have been a more effective BOOM!, if the gun had actually done something rather than just click. I looked at the gun, feeling mildly bewildered, when Laverne started laughing and dropping a handful of bullets to the dust. “Saw that...

  • The Big Thumbs-Down

    Jake quickly ran out into the arena, grabbed Billy’s right hand, and held it aloft. “The winner, by default!” He glanced at the split in the ground. “Or at least, by some kind of fault.” Billy seemed to be calming down—o...

  • The Play

    The play was billed as the Comedy of the Century. It had a Tony Award winning Director, and an ensemble cast of Hollywood Megastars. Critics declared it the Must See Play of the Year, even before the first audition. The long awaited opening night arriv...

    • Author: Krulltar
    • Posted almost 5 years ago.
    • 5 out of 5
  • Tell me everything...

    The maffia boss leans over the table. His victim can feel the knife pressed to his throat. “Well,” the boss says in a voice almost a whisper, “Tell me everything!” “Everything?” The victim says, almost crying. “...

    • Author: Abby (LoA)
    • Posted almost 5 years ago.
    • 5 out of 5
  • Dear Caveboy Billy, from God

    Dear Caveboy Billy, I told you not to play with fire. What else can I say? Love, God PS. You probably heard me laughing.

    • Author: MrsMica
    • Posted almost 5 years ago.
  • Why do I Screw Up all The Time?

    When you are as smart as me you wouldn’t think you would screw up all the time. But you do. Hey I am Janie Everture I have skipped 1 grade. I screw up all the time. I am in the 8th grade. And there is a boy in all my classes. Did you know that sm...

    • Author: Tamara G
    • Posted almost 5 years ago.
    • 4 out of 5
  • Confusion!

    What do most girls do when they are in love? They sit and wait! Why do they do this? It all started when we were cavemen. Or Monkeys. The women would stay at home and take care of the children while the dad would go out and find food. Then we become mo...

    • Author: Tamara G
    • Posted almost 5 years ago.
  • Friends!

    We were just sitting in my room. 2 of my best friends. Listening to our favorite band our inspiration They might be giants. They might Be Giants was the inspiration for our band Florida’s Nerd Academy. We were talking about the future. When I fin...

    • Author: Tamara G
    • Posted almost 5 years ago.
  • The Gifts....

    I live on planet Newton. It is in the future we use to live on Earth. Well their is a gas on planet Newton that gives you a power or as people call it a “gift”. My little sister got floating. My big brother got laser fission (he cooks dinne...

    • Author: Tamara G
    • Posted almost 5 years ago.
    • 4 out of 5
  • The Gifts....2

    I heard a loud crackly bad voice from my big sisters room. She has the best gift but she could never use it. She could memorize any songs lyrics! She doesn’t realize how lucky she is! All I have is levitation. What could you possibly use levitati...

    • Author: Tamara G
    • Posted almost 5 years ago.