Stories tagged “comedy”

  • Spaceship tragedies

    “Rear engines are down, weapons are offline and there is a fire in the engine room” said brian, “Any suggestions?” replied dave “well for one you could watch how you are holding your coffee” “…..Oh shit&#...

    • Author: Henjo
    • Posted about 5 years ago.
    • 4 out of 5
  • Movie Groovy

    During the shoot of an epic comic-book film adaptation, the lead actor was getting jangly nerves. Thinking of scathing Empire reviews, angry vloggers yelling into static cameras, annoyed Twitterers writing “dat film waz WELL shit lol =D”, a...

    • Author: J. A. Keane
    • Posted almost 5 years ago.
    • 3 out of 5
  • AN EPIC TALE (in just 23 words)

    “Borgdo! You must go to Wisadil and destroy the villian that plagues North-West Earth!” Five weeks later… “Sorry, Dangalf. I’m evil now!”

  • Before The Damsel...

    We begin our story by introducing Our Hero of the story. And we meet him at what at first seems like a bad time… Our hero has spent the past week in a deep funk. His girlfriend of 13 months has broken up with him, for reasons he doesn’t ful...

  • Legs (Mature)

    Jeff was fucking bored. It had been one week, two books and a season of X-Files since he broke both his legs. Not that he broke his legs. That fucking kid was really to blame. Always leaving his trains out, no matter how many times he told him to put t...

  • love in the time of Kebabs (Mature)

    Steve was drunk, again. It was 2 am, he had no idea where his mates were. All he knew was he was starving! He headed to Abra Kebabra & ordered a large pepperoni pizza. It was then he saw her, she was gorgeous. She was perhaps the most beautiful gi...

  • Todd: The Genius

    Looking up from his microscope every minute or so to jot a note on the yellow pad, Fred worked with intense focus. His lab coat had some grunge stains on it from outside. He’d dropped his keys and, as chaos dictates, they found a way to land under hi...

    • Author: Browncoatben
    • Posted almost 5 years ago.
    • 5 out of 5
  • Rock 'Em Gauntlet

    I went in there that night looking for trouble. I sat alone at the bar and ordered a bowl of Skittles. Damn rainbow of goodness. The guy behind the counter looked like he could handle himself in a fight. He had a certain menacing quality to him. The he...

    • Author: Browncoatben
    • Posted almost 5 years ago.
    • 5 out of 5
  • Sex for a Year (Mature)

    Day 1: January 26, 2010 When I awoke at 6:45 AM, my first thoughts were about the neurologist’s appointment I had with Dr. Herzog at the Texas Neurologist Associate’s building in Suite 100. It’s lovely to start one’s day with the idea (drawn fr...

  • Drunk Pussy (Mature)

    The pussy wants to be fed again. “Feed it to me again, meow” “Pussy, you’re starting to smell like tuna. I think you’ve had enough, woof” “I’ll tell you when I’ve had enough, meow”. She squirm...

    • Author: Kay-Teaze
    • Posted almost 5 years ago.
    • 5 out of 5
  • Let's go pick up, buddy (Mature)

    So you think, “what the hell,” & take your new sexy shark buddy to the hottest bar in town: The Lava Licker. Still being nude, the shark garners plenty of cat-calls: “Show us your claspers!” “Hey baby, you wanna…...

    • Author: Kay-Teaze
    • Posted almost 5 years ago.
    • 4 out of 5
  • And On The 8th Day...

    “Dear God, what is that?” “What do you mean?” “I mean that thing that’s on your head.” “Oh, this? Pope hat.” “I… I don’t think most papal hats have naked women on them.” R...

  • Sounds Easy Enough...

    “Things to do…” he said to himself, trailing off slightly as he finished writing. “Number one…find… secret… pirate… treasure.” He glanced over his shoulder at the armchair in the corner, which sat a...

  • HUNTER

    Seventeen year-old Hunter S. Thompson was a near-mythological persona. His name was always uttered with a kind of trepidation – at least, uttered by those who knew that his existence was a fact – but always with a sense of respect. His know...

  • Plotting

    “Well now… this won’t do…” His soft round features were heavily marred by the vicious scowl. Contemptuously, he tossed the slim folder onto his desk. The greasy looking personage standing before him grinned hopefully. Pull...

  • Saved by the Priest. (Mature)

    “…speak now or forever hold your peace.” A man on the right side of the room stands up and yells: “The groom is six pounds of assholes stuffed into a douche bag, does that count?” Woman on the left side: “The bride is really...

  • HUNTER: Gaining Entry

    Hunter knocked on the door to Kramer’s mansion 5 times, then stopped and waited for a response. As was usual for him, he began to eye up the mansion and its environs, so he could apply himself to the surroundings. The mansion: a red brick structu...

    • Author: J. A. Keane
    • Posted over 4 years ago.
    • 4 out of 5
  • Don't Quit your day job.

    The wizard walked up to the door and hit it a few times with his staff. Nothing. He gave it a small push with his hand – still nothing. But, you have to check. Few things are worse than spending hours casting all kinds of spells only to find out tha...

  • Stonehenge: SOLVED!

    I want revenge Because I know the real reason for Stonehenge. Bear with me Cause this one’s a grizzly! Aliens landed upon our planet, Crafted a great calendar out of granite, Then altered mankind’s mind! Making sure it was simpleton By comparis...

    • Author: Tad Winslow
    • Posted over 4 years ago.
    • 4 out of 5
  • Practical lessons in physics

    As it turns out, man was never meant to fall to the ground as fast as I was dropping. And precisely because of that, you have no previous experience on the matter, and few solutions to the inevitable problem (in this case, the ground) come to mind. Wha...

    • Author: Hobbslen
    • Posted over 4 years ago.
  • 47 Minutes with Hugh Vance

    Hugh Vance is three-fourths Raskolnikov and four-fifths Sindbad the Sailor. There’s some overlap there, yes. He is also one-sixteenth Cherokee which explains his cheekbones but not his public hobbies. The Byronic hero he longed to be was more flummox...

  • The World's Most Dangerous Document

    The document contains verbiage that could bring catastrophe to millions. The proper, or front, side of the page contains three paragraphs of text, double-spaced in Times New Roman, which describe a rather ordinary policy concerning a zoning ordinance. ...

  • One Minor Detail

    I kept getting the sense that I had forgotten something. I shrugged the feeling away – the machine was flawless. It had all the bells and whistles that you’d expect. (Well, only about half as many bells as whistles – I can’t sta...

  • Keywords

    This campfire society is a call to isolation. Away from technology’s test, no need to duck bullets. Sequestered away from that teeming death hole, One may take pride in life and philosophy, comedy and fears. It is a speed run from darkness to lig...