Stories tagged “condom”
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Mr. Varling's Sex Ed Lesson
Mr. Varling stood at the front of the room, holding exactly twenty unripe bannana’s and seven little blue boxes of Trojan lubricated condoms. He pulled at his checkered tie, dropping a box in the process. Quickly, as if the box had teeth, he pick...
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That's Never Happened Before
“Where is it?” she said. Not the words he was expecting to hear. Ecstasy quickly faded from his face. His eyes went wild. “What do you mean, where is it?” he said slowly, hoping clear enunciation would erase the meaning of her p...