Stories tagged “cow”

• Honey, I Traded the Cow...

  “Honey! I traded the cow for something awesome!” Stanley said as he returned home. His wife gave him an exasperated look as she had long ago realized she’d married beneath her intellectually. “For the love of…” she m...

  • Author: Le Héros Tragique
  • Posted about 2 years ago.

• And the cow said "Eat Me"

  Sam pledged to stop eating meat, after viewing a slaughter vid. Other mandates follow: organic & eco-friendly, no leather, etc. All part of a veg-head package. For extra cost, add some reefer to your combo. (To be truly “green”, you smoke the g...

  • Author: Kay-Teaze
  • Posted almost 2 years ago.
  • 4 out of 5

• Nebraskan Tippers

  She takes her corn And leaves no coin The cow that doesn’t tip.

  • Author: Tad Winslow
  • Posted almost 2 years ago.
  • 5 out of 5