Stories tagged “crack”
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If I do'd it, I get a whippin.... I get a whippin
Ralph sat alone in his room pondering whether or not he should hit Enter. He shoots an IM to MrBean: “Dude, I’ve spent months coding this, and now that it’s done, I’m not sure I really want to run it.” He sits anxiously st...
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The Haunted Hoopty of Hoodrat Hell(retro ficlet challenge)

Tyrone Biggum twitched in the dank alley greedily eyeing the burnt stem making the rotation. “I’m tellin’ you SON ! That hoopty was Haunted! It had a devil in it…sumpin’ wasn’t RIGHT !” he shrilled all the while holding in the precious sm...