Stories tagged “daily writing excercise”
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My Life as a Psych[ot]ic 04-12-09.a
I awoke today to the sound of grinding machinery. Rolling over on my floormat, I saw dongs. Blinking the sleep out of my eyes, I realize they were not in fact dongs, but the pistons of an automated cleaner, and pondered with a bemused look on my face w...
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My Life as a Psych[ot]ic 04-12-09.b
Quite suddenly and without warning, I was accosted from the right, a large wet nose sniffing its way toward my vittles via my ear. Taken aback, I turned to find a dog walking his pet couple eyeballing the remains of a delicious fruit pastry in my hand....
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My Life as a Psych[ot]ic 04-12-09.c
“Fine,” I said with confidence, “I accept your challenge. The weapon shall be… swashbuckling!” In the instant of the ninja’s confusion, I struck. With a hearty “AVAST YE DONG-MONGLING SCUM!”, I jingled my...