Stories tagged “eat”
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Talking Burgers and Fat Losers
Meanwhile, far away, in the basement of his mother’s house, sat Carl McGlave, unwrapping his trillionth Big Mac from its wrapping, while playing Call of Duty 5 with his online “Friends”. “Hey, yumm, who knows yumm where the bloo...
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The Restaurant of Horror
Lilian cautiously entered the resteraunt, examining every inch of the room for an enemy siting. She no longer worried about trying to avoid the puddles of blood all over the ground. Suddenly she heard something from behind the bar. She quickly turned h...
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To Finish Off The Meal...
The zombie lapped the blood up from each organ before biting into it. Some yellow and white juices squirted out, mixing with the taste of blood in his mouth and the tough, chewing organ tissue. The heart was most delectable. It was still warm with bloo...
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Anybody Home?
I walked into my house and put my stuff down by the stairs. I listened for my mother, but couldn’t hear anything. I took a deep breath, afraid of what awaited me, and called out, “Hello?” There was no answer. I walked into the kitchen...
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Consummation
I explode to life in a salty-sweet spark of phosphorous, potassium and sulphur. I creep forward I taste woody pine. I grow bigger and leave a black tail behind me. The air flickers around me and I can lick the tip of a tarry cigarette. I can almost tas...
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The Moon and Romeo
But, soft! what light through yonder window breaks? It is the east, and Juliet is the sun. Arise, fair sun, and kill the mischievous moon, Who has me soon sick and pale with want, That thou her maid art before me as sweet: Be not my meat, since I am ra...
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OMNOMNOMNOMNOM
Hello I am hungry Can I eat you? (OMNOMNOMNOMNOM) Oh dear, that came out wrong. But you just look so delicious and you have no idea How much I’d like to bite into you Right now. (OMNOMNOMNOMNOM) When something is truly delicious Nobody can resist...