Stories tagged “eggs”

  • Percolators, Bees and Baby Chicks

    Thoughts are percolating in my head, buzzing like little bees. I’ve never been stung by a bee, but I’m terrified of them. I’ve never seen a real horror movie either… I think a movie by M. Night Shaymalan was the closest I ever g...

  • The Price of...

    20 years ago, we thought that we could kill spam emails by banning and filtering them. Companies thrived on providing anti-spam filters and blocks, but the spammers were far more cleverer and got around those filters. Laws were passed, people sent to j...

  • Breakfast for Dinner

    “We’re having breakfast for dinner.” “What about the ham?” “Your dog ate it. How do you want your eggs?” “Fido ate the whole ham?” “Well yeah, I guess the dumb dog did! It was sitting on the c...

  • Streams of Gold

    Sandwiched between layers, Premier breakfast players, Anticipate morning fun, One stab later, From hungry haters, Cause broken yolks to run

  • Recipe for Eggs

    Eggs, eggs, Fruit of the hen. Sunnyside up In the pan, and then Add salt and pepper, Soupçon de cayenne.

  • Double Trouble

    Being pelted with rotten eggs Really, really hurts. It isn’t just the stink of them: They’re messy too — they squirts.

  • A New Type of Egg

    That’s me, egg connoisseur I’ve eaten eggs from dinosaurs The waitress asked scrambled Monsieur? No, I prefer mine organized MAGNIFIQUE !

  • A Dozen Fresh Easter Eggs Please

    “We barely broke even!” the chocolate store owner shouted. “You and I need to discover ways to bring in more customers”! We both defined who are customers were. Then we discussed who we weren’t aggressively targeting. R...