Stories tagged “equator”
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Oh, no!
Joyce took a moment to ponder Mr. Carps’s warning about the dreaded Equatorial Banana Peel, which lay on the floor between them. “Thank you for the warning!” she cried, speaking aloud since she was as yet unfamiliar with the details o...
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Looking and Cussing
She glanced out her window and saw a woman, warbling and wobbling, skid by on a banana peel. “Oh, Jesus!” she muttered. "Just what I needed. Some motherfucker has stepped on the goddamned dreaded equatorial banana peel.