Stories tagged “fail”

  • Failure

    It seems like if it isn’t one thing, it’s another if it isn’t you, it’s him if it isn’t now, it’s later Nothing seems to be of good quality Everything seems to have some kind of fatal mistake These mistakes are so pr...

  • ¡No Hay Tiempo!

    “¡Vamos! ¡No hay tiempo!” El ciclomotor aceleró por la calle, llevando dos jóvenes y carga tan preciosa. Rico, el conductor, mordió su labio. “No puede ir más rápido, Nacho, es re imposible,” llamó a su compañero. Nacho...

  • Irony

    Irony is ice cream made from lactose intolerant cows. Irony is a sole survivor of a nuclear holocaust who has a serious case of autophobia. Irony is a morbidly obese personal trainer. Irony is a white guy with an afro. Irony is a company that prints ou...

  • Epic FAIL.

    I was going to help my suitemate clean out the bathroom the three of us shared. It would have been four, but his roommate had left the university after just two weeks due to personal issues back home. We were entering his bathroom so as to clean it, as...

    • Author: Abstract
    • Posted almost 10 years ago.
  • It Takes Two

    I stared down at the sparkling ring on my finger the entire plane ride home. It had been a long eighteen months of dating, and should have ended the second week, not well into the second year. And yet, here I was, on a plane trip bought with all the ai...

    • Author: B. Booth
    • Posted almost 10 years ago.
    • 5 out of 5
  • Not Like the Movies

    The two burly henchmen dragged the cuffed Agent Jim Band into the room. “Did you really think you would get past my security?” Dr Yes chuckled. “I had hoped as much. I wonder who will stop your doomsday plan now?” Jim asked sarc...

  • The Convert

    When the famous postmodernist’s website was taken down, we wondered what happened. He was on the news recently for having survived a plane crash, so his fans expected something about the experience. In two weeks, a new website was up – his ...

    • Author: Lancet
    • Posted over 9 years ago.
  • Last Turn

    The Olympic Speed Skating finals, the event he had trained for all his life. He had a poor start, but caught up to the crowd of competitors when one slipped and caused the rest to fall. He tried to leap over the fray, but a stray skate blade cut deeply...

  • A Unknown morning

    I hear a noise, a high pitched screeching. Am i dreaming? The noise gets louder and louder, but i don’t know what it is, or where it is coming from. As the noise gets louder, i can recognize it, its the humming of my family tea pot. Then as the n...

    • Author: Beverice
    • Posted about 9 years ago.
    • 3 out of 5
  • Stupid Fetish (Mature)

    It’s safe to say that I’m seriously regretting my life choices now. I’ve always been a voraphile. That means I get off on people being eaten. Weird, I know. But when my girlfriend said she’d learned how to do it, I invited her o...

    • Author: Wyldstyle
    • Posted almost 6 years ago.
  • Made a Mistake

    You know, I’ve done some really dumb things in my life, but this has got to take the cake. So my wife and I decided to try for a kid, and idiot that I am, I was a bit careless. Okay, okay, I was very careless. I won’t go into details(for th...

    • Author: RobbieNexus
    • Posted over 5 years ago.
    • 4 out of 5