Stories tagged “fleas”
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I Miss Her, Miss You.
Six, six fleas-no! Make it seven now! I just picked off and killed seven fleas from my own human body. All thanks to that damned cat. I scratch at the numerous flea bites on my body and card my hands through my hair nervously. Scratch tick tick clack s...
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Baptize Me in that Flea Bath
“He has fleas!” The clerk muses as he inspects my cat. No shit, Sherlock, I just told you that. “Yeah, can he get like a flea bath or something?” I ask, scratching myself at the mention of fleas. “Yeah sure, we do grooming...
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Leave the Boa on the Shelf
I sit at home on the edge of my bed, just staring at the ridiculous pink feathered boa I’ve got in my hands. Why can’t I part with it? Why can’t I leave it behind with all her other things? I look like a stripper, don’t I? You a...
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Moose and Kat
“This was one of the best behaved cats I’ve ever groomed!” The clerk exclaimed happily as he handed Moose over to me, all cleaned and wearing a brand new collar with green, bell shaped tags. “Oh?” “He’s such a...