Stories tagged “for dummies”

  • Cooking a turducken for dummies

    Ok. So you want to learn ’ow to cook ze turducken. Ze turducken is a rare delicacy in my ’ome country of France. You will need: A turkey A chicken A duck 250ml vinegar 2 Eggs Some Seasoning Some ’orse poopy Ze essence of farts An urn ...

    • Author: H.S. Wift
    • Posted about 2 years ago.
    • 5 out of 5

  • The Bible for Dummies

    “So God made light, then Heaven, then Earth, then animals, then man, then woman, and then told them to be fruitful and multiply, and then a bunch more things happened…and here we are today! So, will you convert so I can sleep with you?̶...