Stories tagged “fuck”
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Fuck You
“Fuck you.” Utterly eloquent. No irony intended. It’s the perfect fall back phrase for the groundlings and the bourgeois alike. A person blows you off when you ask them out on a date? Fuck you. Looking for a dramatic exit while expre...
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Holiday Greetings
I picked up the next Christmas card, smiling at my wife, who was always seated just so on our plastic covered sofa when we opened our Christmas cards on Christmas Eve. The card came in a red envelope with my first name, Roger, in the middle, capital le...
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How Leopold and Lobe destroyed America.
Kyle and Fred met for breakfast at the Chicago University Cafe. Fred was a genius and an expert bird watcher and taxidermist. Kyle came from a rich family. Fred’s family had money sure but Kyle, his family had old money and lots of it. They had m...