Stories tagged “funny names”

  • The Rusted Locket - Part I

    I think we have a special brand of fun here in Crisp Crick Hallow, excuse me, just Crisp Crick. We called our quaint town Crisp Crick Hallow back in the day however changed it after we read Sleepy Hallow. Besides, “Why would a Hallow be near a Cr...

  • The Rusted Locket - Part II

    Sipper Trazinotch would describe Badgison Wit Lundy as a Tall Glass of Water. But, he calls everyone and everything a tall Glass of Water, except Tall Glasses of Water. He calls those large transparent cylinders of clear liquid. Sipper is weird. Badgis...

  • The Rusted Locket - Part III

    My baby’s like the blowin’ wind He lifts me up I’m carried off again Tizzy Moone stared at the man who walked into The Rusted Locket as she sang and Mank Millard was playing the ivorys. My baby blows holes in my heart When I hear he&#...

  • The Rusted Locket - Part IV

    As the Buncle brothers would say, Wit would make an alcoholic want to get into rehab, the way he was drinking tonight. Wit was pounding shot after shot of Rusted Whiskey to the point where I only had one bottle left in my pantry. “I’m cutti...