Stories tagged “gangs”
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Read In A Cockney Accent, Part 2
So what’s the secret to our success? Apart from the fact that I’m a criminal fucking mastermind, the reason we do very well for ourselves in what is otherwise a chaotic underworld is the amount of sleep we get. Not all the time, you silly n...
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Read In A Cockney Accent, Part 3
What you have to understand about crime is that thinking outside the box helps you from getting nicked. I wasn’t born a criminal. I didn’t fall out of my mother’s vagina waving a sawn-off and asking for the doctor’s wallet. You ...
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Read In A Cockney Accent, Part 4
Now, any amount upwards of £50,000 will keep three gentlemen going for a while. We’re not looking for a life of luxury, because if we were, and started living one, then people would start wondering where the cash came from. Most people know that...
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Read In A Cockney Accent, Part 5
If you want to be a criminal, you should dress nicely. Everyone’s suspicious of a kid wearing a hood and holding a baseball bat, because that’s what you expect from a criminal. Dress, talk and act like an ordinary citizen, and before the vi...
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On the corner
Tape #07 (15:34-18:01) “So, why do you do it?” “Do what? Bangin?” “Yeah.” “‘Cuz I was born in it. I got no hope. No help. Just me and my blood out here on the corner. Look at this shit, man.* I don’...
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After the Drive-By
Momma said, “Stay away from the Crips.” I shoulda listened to her.
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After the Drive-By (the Sequel)
I told you, cuz, “If you don’t wear red…. you be dead….”
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Panic Mode.
“If you run any slower I’m definitely going to be late for my families party.” I was becoming winded. “If you’re indicating I’m slow, it’s not my fault!” She caught up to me and kept at my pace. “If...