Stories tagged “gold-bleeding squirrel”
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The Wizard, the Protector, and the Gold-Bleeding Squirrel
I knew I shouldn’t have gotten mixed up with goblins. This wizard guy, see, came to my cubicle, led me outside, and asked if I wanted to become a Protector. “Protector? You’ve got to be kidding. That’s not a real job, and furthe...