Stories tagged “grumpy”
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Justifiable Homicide
“Time to get up!” Ohgodwhattimeisit? I wonder, cracking one bleary eye to stare at the baleful red glow of my bedside alarm clock. “It’s only ten,” I mumble, annoyed by the holiday weekend wake-up. “Your room is a me...
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Ranting in Mordor
You think it’s easy being a huge burning eye scouring the landscape for hobbits? You think I like having incompetent goblins and ugly-as-sin Orcs for minions? Well I don’t! I’d far rather have a crack team of busty, blond haired Elve...