Stories tagged “haha”

  • Six Word Story (Mature)

    Can you delete ficlets? ANSWER: no. i’m only including this part to meet the minimum character limit, ignore this part the story’s up there

  • They Keep Coming

    Becky had all her lights turned on. She had all her doors and windows locked. She started to push the sofa in front of the recliners, and coffee table. She grunted from effort. Ding dong. She froze. Not again. Not another. But it might be someone who n...

  • The Blacksmith's Auto-Biography Part I

    Steven Ross Smith (3rd Sept 1989 – 19th July 5049) was an actor turned time-traveller/hockey player. He lost his twelth eye during the Great Boobagilon War of 3073, but gained a thirteenth when he was respawned from the null-void of existence whe...

  • A Guide to Getting Published-- Believe In Yourself

    I’m gawking At the stalking offspring Talking about offering Cacophonies of thought When more often than not The self taught Get bought off shelves And sell for being themselves— They don’t have to follow what’s hot Or swallow ...

  • A Poem About Sequel-ing Stories

    Major Transgression Was etched in a charcoal discretion That could be drawn in many different directions And spawn plenty of uncanny collections Of thought “How to respond?” I thought, “I ought to explore my perplexions” Distr...

  • That Dude

    I’m that dude Who lives lonely Until you need a spider shooed… That’s when you phone me. Sorry if I’m rude. I’ll continue to Protect and respect you That’s how I show my gratitude.

    • Author: Tad Winslow
    • Posted over 1 year ago.
    • 4 out of 5

  • A Sequel About Poem Stories

    I don’t have the time To check every rhyme To make sure it’s sound not just sight And so in the end It might just offend So you don’t rate as high as you might It’s very well To write doggerel About posts of a sequely nature. Wr...

  • Non-Sequitur to Common Sense (The Lord's Name Is Debbie btw)

    Who writes this non- sequitur Meter of non-sense? Promise not to applaud Writer’s that don’t leave comments They’re like ugly, bra-less broads Smugly speaking to one of the crudest, prudish gods Talking on and on in vain While jawless...