Stories tagged “hot”

  • Wicker and propane

    I reached up and wrapped my fingers around the bright red valve. Before I could turn it, a delicate hand brushed against mine, and I turned to look in the eyes of my beautiful wife, Eleanore. Her message was clear: everything we did, we did together. S...

    • Author: Rohit Kumar
    • Posted over 5 years ago.
    • 4 out of 5
  • Batman Does a Whoopy (Mature)

    Batman was born a confused child, at the tender age of zero. When he emergest from the womb of his mutha he felt a sweeping sensation across the nation. His penis was erect. It is now ten years later. Batman just turned ten and he was eating ALL the bi...

    • Author: Spageti
    • Posted over 5 years ago.
    • 2 out of 5
  • I Pandered to the Lowest Common Denominator (and I Liked It)

    First, we’ll need a topic. Don’t try too hard (if at all) – we want something as generic and overused as possible. Popular choices include “You’re no good in bed”, “You love me, I don’t love you” (o...

    • Author: Butler
    • Posted over 5 years ago.
    • 5 out of 5
  • The Wyatt Inn (Mature)

    Maybe I was crazy, I thought, standing outside the rundown roadside motel. I leaned against the side of my Ford pickup truck, taking a drag from my cigarette. The heat from the sun-baked metal frame soaked into my skin through my shirt and the blisteri...

    • Author: Byn
    • Posted over 5 years ago.
  • Rack Shambles

    Standing out like a lone figure on a boundless and barren chessboard, a single wooden shack sat in the painful quiet. It stood half again the height of any soul and fifteen feet square at the base. A solemn door gave meager definition to the dusty brow...

  • I hate it when the air conditioning is too cold.

    My fingers are cold. I am shivering. It’s SUMMER. It’s supposed to be hot. Not FREEZING!! When I grow up, I’m not even going to own air conditioning. Okay, so I probably am. But I’ll never set it to a temperature that’s be...

  • Fire and Ice (antonym challenge)

    Fire. My body burned for her. I could not douse the flames that consumed me. I thought about her every second of the day, what she was doing, thinking, where she was in relation to me. My mind produced images of her long legs, long hair, sparkling smil...

  • "The Batman Spinning Bat Sex Wheel of Pleasure!" (Mature)

    “Heeeeelllloo and welcome to “The Batman Spinning Bat (Pronounced Butt) Sex Wheel of Pleasure!” Applause exploded across the theatre. “And now, the man we’ve all been waiting for…Batman!” The band bursts into s...

    • Author: Spageti
    • Posted about 5 years ago.
  • Elouise Whispering:The Biography of the Greatest Band Ever Intro

    Elouise Whispering (EW, for short) has become one of the greatest bands ever to walk the Earth. No lie. But, just like most bands, Elouise Whispering had to start from the very bottom to get to the very top. EW is based on substance, and substance come...

  • Start Of Something Good

    “Oh my God, he’s so hot!” Shay whispers to me. “I know. Juniors are so hot this year,” I tell her and continue watching the guys play basketball, “I bet he isn’t even gay, though.” I add. “Who knows...

    • Author: Mr.Gabriel
    • Posted almost 6 years ago.
    • 4 out of 5
  • Hot 'n' Cold

    “A-choo!!” I jolt awake at the sound of sneezing. I blink and look around seeing Jared shivering on his bed, wrapped up in his duvet. I push myself up and shuffle over to him, getting face to face with my brothers. His sharp features twist ...

  • Coming Soon

    It wasn’t all bad, all of the time. Some days it was safe to set foot outside while the sun was still in the sky, if there were enough clouds and you were willing to risk it. Darlene settled back against Dave who was lying on tufts of brown grass...

  • Dreams of Cassandra

    It was half time and the lines to the concessions stretched out, winding back and forth until all of humanity was reflected in the hopeless eyes of the sophomores who had volunteered to staff the stands. The sweltering heat of the day never left and wa...

  • Ice-Chewing for Fun and Profit

    Michael McDermott, announcer for the Krazy Games, walked across the tons of snow that filled the hockey rink. Despite the heat and the sun, it was still firmly packed and bitterly cold. He brought the cordless microphone up to his lips and flashed a br...

  • Simple Solutions (Day 64)

    The summer night was thick and stuffy. Clouds that would have been charcoal in the daylight hours covered the horizon like a thick blanket, trapping in the humid heat. On the porch of a house on the outskirts of town, an old hound dog by the name of Bo...

  • (Day 53) Morning at the Uncle's

    “I can’t find a single thing in this drawer,” Matt complained as he shoved the contents aside with increasingly impatient swipes. “What is this one even for?” “It’s a junk drawer,” hollered his uncle from...

  • Hope in a State of Disrepair (Day 115)

    The rotor spun lazily around in a circle, sputtering every third rotation. Tom knew it was every third rotation because he had nothing to do except sit and watch the helicopter waste gas. The noise and the heat reminded him of the times when he used to...

  • Hot and Cold Breakfast

    It all started with a tiny spark. “So,” she asked coolly over the steam from her coffee, “how was the party last night?” Admittedly, I was not in the best frame of mind. Things had sort of dragged on until somewhere past one in ...

    • Author: THX 0477
    • Posted over 1 year ago.
    • 5 out of 5
  • Summer heat and Mosquitos (Mature)

    Summer brings it’s humid heat Amidst the sun and clouds A lovely day for tea thats sweet And far away from crowds A gentle breeze across my chest A tingle it does bring Across my bare and naked breast Exposed for you they sing The humid air doth ...