Stories tagged “i'm”
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I'm So Dreadfully, Catastrophically Ashamed Of Myself...NOT.
Dear -—-, You must like to comfort yourself with the assumption that I’m sorry for what I did to you. You must sit by the fireplace on a cold night, nursing a mug of cocoa, imagining a scenario where I’m beating myself up, ripping my ...
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Pessimist's retreat.
Maybe it’s because I’m pessimistic And I’ve got no patience. Or because I’m no good At holding a conversation. Or because I feel guilty About being short tempered And rude When I don’t mean to be. But.. I wish I could tell...