Stories tagged “idiots”

  • Why The Drive-Thru Was Invented

    I walked into the bar, Katie was sipping a Cola. She doesn’t drink. “Katie?” It was quiet, my voice, I didn’t realize how small it was. My jacket felt heavy, like it would at any moment knock me down. I was numb and small. Every...

  • Politico

    “And this benefits my constituency how?” the senator roared. TV cameras were rolling; he knew it better than anyone. “So what if it helps the rich stay young longer? I’m here for the working man that elected me to this office!&#...

    • Author: Scott
    • Posted almost 3 years ago.
    • 4 out of 5

  • Fact and Fiction (Mature)

    -FACT*-* It was only eight thirty when they took me. This is the part I don’t remember. -ANOTHER FACT*-* I was only gone two hours, but yet I was still missed by my mother. I told, too. I told Vivi first, made her promise not to tell. But she st...

  • High School Mischief FAIL.

    You ever been sent to the principal for something really stupid and really embarrassing? Boxer, Craig, and I had jacked some chemical with a really long (and stupid) name from the Chemistry Lab in the hopes of blowing stuff up later, but Dr. Berruda no...