Stories tagged “items”

  • That Cashier Has A Dirty Mind! (shopping list challenge)

    I unload my cart in checkout lane 27 at the Megalo-Mart. It’s 4:00 in the morning and I’m dressed in a skin-tight cocktail dress, red, sequined, complete with heels. candle sticks BEEP candle holders BEEP red wine BEEP I pick up a magazine ...

  • Picking Up A Few Things (shopping list challenge)

    I pushed the cart up and down the aisles. No one bothered me as I picked up garlic cloves for my famous garlic bread. I was going camping and stopped in the outdoor section and grabbed a spade, package of wooden tent stakes, some long rope, and oil lan...