Stories tagged “jesus”

  • Jesus is coming, look busy....

    “He’s coming,” said the voice. “Who?” I asked. “Jesus is coming,” said the voice. I chuckled. I should look busy, then? I laughed. That bumper sticker is awesome. “He can’t come back until your father lets him,” said the voice. “Y...

  • God High

    Ah Aphrodite, the nymph who knows no equal. A beauty of untold depth. She’s more than a little over-hyped if you ask me. She’s not that pretty. She’s got a great body but other than that? Well let’s just say there’s a reas...

  • Batman? More Like...Butt-Van! (Mature)

    “I got a van in mah butt!” Batman jumped out of the seventh story window (I know, it’s fucking ridiculous!) and landed flat square on top of Robin! Out of nowhere, Dr. McCoy of the USS Enterprise NCC-1701-A appeared to diagnose Robin&...

    • Author: Spageti
    • Posted over 10 years ago.
    • 1 out of 5
  • An Opened Door (part one)

    “The key could not be used…” I whispered sadly. My gaze fell to the floor, but the eyes of all who had faith in me bore into my soul. All hope was gone now. Something that I had once thought to hold significant opportunities was noth...

  • An Opened Door (part two)

    How stupid I was to almost believe my words right then and there. I was older now, but I couldn’t call myself wiser. If I had wisdom, then I would have been able to use the key. It shined in the fleeting light of the sun that poured through windo...

  • An Opened Door (part three)

    But the people would still need someone. Clearly, the person they were looking for wasn’t me… Even so, how could I abandon them after all they had done for me and for each other? I searched for a hidden truth; some impunity or forgiveness for ...

  • An Opened Door (part four)

    I dared to look up. My gaze was fixed on the little wooden cross that hung on the wall across from where I stood. Jesus had sacrificed himself for the people he loved. Many had doubted him and wanted him dead, but he still suffered for them. It was s...

  • The First Convert Is Always the Hardest

    The diner was a step down from Waffle House, a dreary place where automatons will sell you a $0.30 cup of coffee. Not the kind of place where you expect to meet the messiah. “Last night I had a dream.” Frank explained. “I’m stil...

  • Jesus works overtime

    ‘Jesus’ she yelled as she took off down the Street. The curtains parted in several windows as people came to see what the commotion was. ‘Just that lady selling those bibles. We bought one yesterday ’member.’ Iris said t...

    • Author: Marli
    • Posted about 10 years ago.
    • 5 out of 5
  • Wise Man Seeks Similar

    Bill was distracted from the rolling of his joint by a strange sight off in the sky. “Hey fellas,” he said, a look of shock and fret upon his face. “D’you see that?” “See what?” asked Eddies. “That! There...

    • Author: Ben Paddon
    • Posted about 10 years ago.
    • 4 out of 5
  • Matthew in 10 Words

    Due to further considerations, including: - Consideration that I have left out lots of information, maybe critically so, in these summaries - Learning more about Andrew Wommack, whose Bible commentaries I believe I have used in this series, and his the...

    • Author: Abstract
    • Posted almost 10 years ago.
  • Mark in 10 Words

    Due to further considerations, including: - Consideration that I have left out lots of information, maybe critically so, in these summaries - Learning more about Andrew Wommack, whose Bible commentaries I believe I have used in this series, and his the...

    • Author: Abstract
    • Posted almost 10 years ago.
  • Luke in 10 Words

    Due to further considerations, including: - Consideration that I have left out lots of information, maybe critically so, in these summaries - Learning more about Andrew Wommack, whose Bible commentaries I believe I have used in this series, and his the...

    • Author: Abstract
    • Posted almost 10 years ago.
  • John in 10 Words

    Due to further considerations, including: - Consideration that I have left out lots of information, maybe critically so, in these summaries - Learning more about Andrew Wommack, whose Bible commentaries I believe I have used in this series, and his the...

    • Author: Abstract
    • Posted almost 10 years ago.
  • Acts in 10 Words

    Due to further considerations, including: - Consideration that I have left out lots of information, maybe critically so, in these summaries - Learning more about Andrew Wommack, whose Bible commentaries I believe I have used in this series, and his the...

    • Author: Abstract
    • Posted almost 10 years ago.
  • Repentance - Part VI

    In a flash of light Gabriel appeared in the alley across town. The storms that were only flashing lightening and booming thunder at the church was now pouring rain all over Gabriel’s nice white suit. “What the-?” Gabriel said out loud...

  • The Highest Rules

    “There’s gotta be rules, Jesse!” the boy shouted across the table. “We made ‘em and they’re being stupid.” Jesse crumpled the paper and threw it on the smooth surface of the table. “Whatever, Jeh. I’...

  • Critical Assessment of Musical Ability (Mature)

    “Tell me something I don’t already know about you.” “I used to be in the church choir before my parents disowned me.” " …I’m shocked beyond words that there is something I actually did not know about you. ...

    • Author: Nosul Ragal
    • Posted over 9 years ago.
    • 5 out of 5
  • The 2nd Coming (Mature)

    Marilyn shook the reamining urine from the tip of the plastic pregnancy test and brought it out of the toilet to examine it. The damp strip of paper next to the word “result:” captivated her eyes as she nervously chomped her finger nails subconscio...

  • Christmas Conditions

    “Hey boy, I’m talking to you.” A nudge accompanied the voice. Dreams of Clara faded into the ugliness of Camp Sumter. A hollow face took shape- Bryan, an enemy but also a friend in misery. He was a confederate soldier who’d take...

    • Author: Robert Quick
    • Posted almost 9 years ago.
    • 5 out of 5
  • The Unjust Gavel

    “I am power.” Said the Lord. “I am the creator and the saviour. I am the object of your worship and your devotion. And you will only rejoice in me.” Kenji Oshama looked up at this being, overcome by fear and awe. Moments ago, he...

  • The Truth About Advertising

    “Let’s recap what we’ve learned so far on this road trip,” Erica said. “The world would be a happier place if everyone had a kitten and an ice cream cone. Artificial intelligence is evil and we will be ruled by our toaster...

  • The Lead Lined Room

    Jesus looked the Bishop square in the eyes. He had the patience of infinity and it showed when the Bishop flinched after five minutes of intense staring. The Bishop dabbed at his sweat pearled forehead with a silk kerchief and wrung it until it dripped...

    • Author: zxvasdf
    • Posted about 8 years ago.
    • 5 out of 5