Stories tagged “kidding”
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Let's Die!
Let’s die! You and I. Without asking why Or saying good bye. No caring. No whimper. No cry. No big fuss Because I Would just Like to know What it’s like to ultimately let go. Your life is only the making of Death: The Show. Come on! DonR...
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New Product Name and Tagline
God Blood It does a body godly Disclaimer: God Blood will not grant you the power to resurrect, fly, see through walls, or part seas. Available at these fine retailers worldwide— Jumpin’ Jay’s Jam Cafe, Burn That Blub Sports Club, and...
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Stonehenge: SOLVED!
I want revenge Because I know the real reason for Stonehenge. Bear with me Cause this one’s a grizzly! Aliens landed upon our planet, Crafted a great calendar out of granite, Then altered mankind’s mind! Making sure it was simpleton By comparis...
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I.O.U.
Poetry, You owe me. Know me? Hardly. Blow me. Go broke and O.D. Painfully, Slowly.