Stories tagged “krang”

  • Barber to the Angry: A Vague Recipe Book - Prologue

    At one point in time this work had a far larger, far sillier title. It contained words like “yoghurt”, “sequestered”, “legacy”, and “breakfast”. For the sake of the readership such frills have been omitte...

  • Barber to the Angry: Episode 1 - North Country Fermonette

    Contrary to its name, the North-Country Fermonette is neither from the North Country, nor is a traditional Fermonette. When the Fermonette reached more northern waters it quickly became a favourite in many households of all classes from the lowly cotta...

  • Barber to the Angry: Episode 1.2

    Preheat source to 650K. Turn the nine glance into the pickled mixture. Once fully turned apply the ATLAMPA around the emergent ray semi-randomly. Do not be afraid to over-powder the mixture as a Fermonette’s virtue is often in its ability to cause sn...