Stories tagged “literalism”

  • In an emergency, take the stairs

    In retrospect, it didn’t really help much, and I kind of wish I’d sued the pants off the sign company. I’d been out of luck for a few months. I lost my job, my wife left me, and then things really started to get bad. One night, I was ...

    • Author: orinoco77
    • Posted almost 3 years ago.
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