Stories tagged “lol”
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The HORROR
One day Luke Baratoni was walking down the street when he heard a noise behind him. He turned and saw a huge dinosaur, the dinosaur said, “I will eat you” and the dinosaur ate him. As the dinosaur walked away he felt something funny in his ...
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Pony eyes... Cute or Sinister?
Rebecca had just began her walk home from school when she saw an old horse trapped in a yard. She was about nine. She only got to walk home from school because it was about two minutes from her house. “Oh theres a sucker i can use. Haven’t ...
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A Pointless Application
Eternally swimming but not going anywhere. There is no current, no water, even she doesn’t exist, but in a weird way she does. Just like us, in our momentariness. If something exists for a limited time, it doesn’t exist at all. But relentle...
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A Note That Was Never Found
Dear Worried Loved One - If you are reading this note, I am not here right now. Do not be scared. Do not be worried. Do not call the police. I am writing this note to spare you the panic of finding me missing. I have left the house to meet a friend in ...
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Life ( Poem )
A change of world, A change of heart A change of life, like a smelly fart. It’s like a movie, You always see. Or like a small but, growing tree. I live my life, I always think right Maybe wrong, but this isn’t a fight. I may lie, changing m...
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A Scary Place.......
Looking ahead, seeing a dark trail leading to a shimmering light. You barely see the glow shinning from the ceiling. Slowly walking to the light, his heart begins beating faster and faster. Suddenly stops, looking behind him hearing footsteps quickly r...
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Alternative TJ Universe
Okay, we can spend our summer holidays on the Moon and the moons of Saturn and Jupiter. Boring piece of rock, but you can’t see even that because you’re shielded by fucking airtight domes, because the human species is so pathetic that you w...
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nightmare in the couldersack Last and FINAL PART!
He stopped straight in his tracks terrified at the sight he had just seen the sight that he had seen was his entire family his mother his father his brother were just laying there motionless dead, blood dripped from the walls spelling the words give up...
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A Dirty Joke
There were three men going to Iraq from the United States. These men were touring the country, and they ran into a tent with many fine looking women. They ended up getting friendly with the girls, as the chief walked in. “These are my women, I am...
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The Key to Victory
I began to concentrate at the task at hand. I was obviously in a weird fortress/castle. It was Evil’s Domain. He had the home field advantage, but I had the element of suprise and the moon sword. I would only get this kind of oppurtunity once. &#...
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Killing in the name of...
The stairs are mine, the house is mine, everything in it is mine. So his blood is mine. I think that he’s hit me one too many times, don’t you? I think that he should stop beating our children. I think that someone should teach him a lesson...
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The Convert
When the famous postmodernist’s website was taken down, we wondered what happened. He was on the news recently for having survived a plane crash, so his fans expected something about the experience. In two weeks, a new website was up – his ...
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I.O.U.
Poetry, You owe me. Know me? Hardly. Blow me. Go broke and O.D. Painfully, Slowly.
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More About The Narrator: For Lighty :)
My soul is still as stone At home inside my bricks of bone And blanketing flesh Drawing breaths with the pens I own See-sawing on the crest Of wearing tuxedos like a clone Or walking around undressed Flashing back like I’m spotlight prone
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New years eve with a laser
PPPEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! My vest exclaimed as it turned black. “Dang it!” I yelled in outrage, shooting the original shooter. I giggled evilly, and slunk back into my hiding spot. “ok ok.. 1.. 2…3!” I ran out, shooting the re...
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Zaffre Harvest (Part 1)
Space is a large place. Space is so large, that not all of its planets have ever interacted with each other. High school is a lot like space, not all of its students have interacted at all with each other. Such was the case for two boys named Tristan a...
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The Lead Lined Room
Jesus looked the Bishop square in the eyes. He had the patience of infinity and it showed when the Bishop flinched after five minutes of intense staring. The Bishop dabbed at his sweat pearled forehead with a silk kerchief and wrung it until it dripped...
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Knight
A shadow streaked across the wide open clearing, bright green orbs twinkling happily in the black of twilight. It was slim, fast, and low to the ground. It came to a stop at the fresh kill pile of the clan he’d been stealing from. He grabbed a mo...