Stories tagged “lord”
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Lord of the Pens
Boris was frustrated. The H2 pencil he had just sharpened had broken it’s tip again, and he had made a large, ugly scratch mark on the previously virginal paper. You see, Boris did not like ballpoint pens, in fact he hated them so much that he...
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Sweetie's Prayer
" Now I lay me down to sleep……." “Mommy?” “Yes, sweetie?” “Horsies can’t say this prayer cause they sleep standing up, right?” “Right, well, sometimes they lay down. Anyway, let̵...
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Unholy Love
Our love is as foul as the water that flows beneath our feet. Our love is no more then a problem in our town. “How could a white girl marry a black slave.” my mother expressed. My father is out in the fields, in the dire times of war, not knowing h...
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Pretty Simple, Right?
Throw this ring into that volcano. (why is there a minimum character limit anyway???)
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Satire & Sadness
Lord Berundy had been a long standing advocate of remaining single, but fell prey to the pressures of a society which demanded alliance and progeny – ideally in that order – and thus found himself wed to the beautiful Countess of Adlerbury....