Stories tagged “mad science”
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The Castle of Dr. Malpractice
“And they said it could not be done.” Dr. Malpractice mumbled in a deep, deluded voice. The lowness of his speech was such that, had the thunders not been cracking outside the castle windows, it would have vibrated across the corridors and ...
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Denied
Denied? Denied?! How dare they deny my grant proposal? Don’t they know true genius when they see it? Don’t they know who they’re dealing with? Typical! You try to do something to advance the cause of science and to benefit all of huma...
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Prerogative
“Oh, look. It’s Professor Fortune. Did you see a mad scientist in your crystal ball and teleport down here?” All six and a half feet of Wallbreaker leaned on a lamppost that almost bent under his massive frame. Even with his grizzly l...
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Dinosaur Punching
Wallbreaker and Professor Fortune ran after the man on the dinosaur, following the holes in the concrete that were the creature’s footprints. The man in the labcoat saw them and half-turned the dinosaur, sending a gout of flame their way. Profess...
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The Lab
Somewhere dangerously close to the Kitchen lies the Laboratory. Here, great minds spend their days thinking up new ways to make life for the residents of the Mansion easier (or harder, if they feel like it). So many strange and wonderful things have (o...