Stories tagged “mashup”
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Never Trust A Dame Who...
Three sizes. What a crock. I never bought it for a minute. I tossed that batty blonde out on her ear. Did she really think I’d drop this case just because she waltzed in here with a tight dress and a sob story? I lit a smoke and searched my desk ...
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Franklin and the Gunslinger
Franklin could count by twos and ties his shoes. He could build a campfire with only sticks and rocks. He could carry a heavy pack from sun up to sun down. But Franklin had a problem, he couldn’t fire a gun straight. The stranger was teaching Fra...
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Eloise and Juliet
For they did teach the sun to shine bright, And ev’ry rose to smell sweet, Caused men to lose themselves in violent acts, And the furious world at large to weep. What misery, the weary pilgrim’s lot! The lips consume what her lips have forg...
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Wizardly Bad Luck
In a dreary town in England, there was born a little boy who was prophesied to defeat the most powerful warlock of all time. Unfortunately the boy’s parents were murdered by the warlock, leaving him an orphan. He was thus forced to live with his ...
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One Catch to Rule Them All
He wasn’t crazy, that was for sure. His father, the base commander – he was crazy. He ordered more raids on the orcs that held the city with the bridges. The orcs had two million arrows. Riding out was insane. He wanted out – he wante...
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Rebecca
Last night I dreamed I came again to Manderley. The car glided up the drive, the rhododendrons crowding in on either side, dark and monstrous like the moonless night. The house reared up before me, crenellated and bespired, a gothic imagining of the ho...
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Rebecca
Last night I dreamed I came again to Manderley. The car glided up the drive, the rhododendrons crowding in on either side, dark and monstrous like the moonless night. The house reared up before me, crenellated and bespired, a gothic imagining of the ho...
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Pandemic Prom
“You look totally great, Adrienne. I love how you bejeweled your Hazmat suit.” “Thanks, hon! Your virus mask really brings out your eyes.” It was time for Pandemic Prom: the one event that the students of Last Survivors High Sch...