Stories tagged “messages”
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Floriography
Edward’s tea, not even half finished, had gone cold. So had Edward. Elizabeth picked up a crisp, white napkin and dabbed at the corners of her mouth. She had grown fond of him and his confident, though chaste, advances. In fact, of all her suitor...
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Answering Machine Messages
BEEP Uh, Liz? This is Kel. I was wondering when you were coming out of your house again? I miss your smile, Hon, and I think you should join me for coffee tomorrow. Please? Flattery. Nope, not this time, Kel. BEEP Hey, Liz, it’s Brian, look IR...
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Message from the Management
Dear Hot Chicks: Please loiter in my lobby Thanks. the management
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Regards & Regrets
Captain’s Log, Ship’s Day 8452 We’ve received another missive from our friends back home. They’ve packed as much information into it as they could have, but it was still a very terse transmission. Apparently, there are stillR...
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Response
Coded transmission directed to relative heading (179.98, 179.99) Authority: Capt. C. Kettering Begin transmission: 1608 Hrs 9-9-34 LE (Ship’s Day 8452) SSSS S SLSS SLSS LLL SLSLSL / LLS LLL LLL LSS / LS S SLL SSS / SLS S / SSSS SSL LL SL LS / SLL...
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Failure to Communicate
Stopping in the hallway, Joe took a minute to straighten his halo and take a deep breath. Letting it out, he walked into God’s outer office. “Good morning,” he said to God’s secretary, Esther. Esther smiled. “Good morning.” “I have the mo...