Stories tagged “moonshine”
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Primetime for a squirtin'!!
And then he masturbated. Tuning his pitch fork to a delightful A minor Batman reached into his nut sack and withdrew an acorn. Speaking hurriedly to his pet dog Narwall he plainly spoke: “You are a finicky cat.” “Don’t mind if I...
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Demons Will Play
Take last Friday night for example. The dive was swaying to some old Merle Haggard from the juke box. My friend and I were swaying to the beat of a fifth of something his cousin brewed, probably in a bathtub. Less than thirty people in the joint, and w...
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Ain't Nobody Pleased
In early April, Jacob took a shine to Lizzy, whose proper and full name escapes me. Some time in May, Horrace noticed this fact. Teasing commenced before June. Lizzy, on account of a preoccupation with butterflies, didn’t notice until July that a...