Stories tagged “muffins”

  • The Muffin-ator!

    Listen, and understand. That Muffin-ator is out there. It can’t be bargained with. It can’t be reasoned with. It doesn’t feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop… Ever… Until you are full!

  • From the Sky; A League of Their Own

    “Tom Brady got hit in the shoulder by one of those falling biscuits.” Charlie said to everyone in earshot, as he slid up onto the bar stool. “It was a Muffin. Blueberry,” Frank said, passing him a beer. “Muffin. Biscuit. I...

    • Author: Krulltar
    • Posted over 2 years ago.
    • 5 out of 5
  • Muffin Movie

    That dreadful day left its mark on us forevermore. It was in the books we read, the movies we watched. Consider this trailer… The music came up: loud, discordant. It grated on the ears. The muffins rained from the skies as the music swelled. In the h...