Stories tagged “nose”

  • Ear What She Nose

    She nose But she doesn’t ear, I suppose, With one eye open clear The other frozen closed By the cold upon her tear.

  • True Adventures in Parenting, Part 2

    Before leaving to get my doctor bag I decided to give her something to do. I instructed her to plug one nostril and blow out the other. She plugged the left and went to work. I returned. Sadly, due to disuse, my otoscope was not working. My small but v...

    • Author: THX 0477
    • Posted almost 2 years ago.
    • 5 out of 5

  • The Nose Knows

    So there was this guy who was like, You know what would be cool? If you wrote a story with your nose. And now I know what my keyboard smells like. Thanks, guy.

  • Work Time Fun

    I’m writing this from work to spice up my day with fun. My boss knows well my quirk, not the strangest thing I’ve done.

    • Author: Tesseract
    • Posted almost 2 years ago.

  • Ashes Remain: Prologue Part 2

    Quivering digits turned the pale photograph over, my crystal orbs studying it’s backside. A short sigh of breath escaped as I turned the picture over once again. I stood, my gray suit jacket rustling against the wooden chair that I had just sat o...

  • that dork in the library

    imagine this; a 14 year old girl in the kid’s section of the public library, diligently pecking along the keyboard with her nose. people are staring, mouthing the word ‘dork’. i care so much. only in angola, people. NOT TYPED WITH NOS...

    • Author: Kihd
    • Posted over 1 year ago.

  • A boy

    There was a boy who picked his nose. He also liked to lick his toes. It made me sick, To see him lick, And to sit there in his dirty clothes.