Stories tagged “officer”

  • Slippery When Wet

    “License and registration please.” “Yes, sir. May I ask why you pulled me over?” “Have you been drinking… Mr. Hamilton?” “Certainly not! Why did you pull me over?” “You haven’t been drin...

  • Introducing a Man Named Ryan Taylor

    Meet twenty-nine year old Ryan Taylor. Ryan is a well-respected police officer. He secretly grieves every morning, on his toilet, of the coming day when his children start calling him “old man”. Although his crooked good-looks and easily te...

  • Who's the Real Winner?

    “He won’t win officer of the year any time soon,” remarked the tall, older sister. The little sister turned her head slightly towards her sister. “It was 5 to 1.” They looked at each other and shrugged as their chains shoo...

  • That's the Funny Thing

    Ryan Taylor jerked up from his hospital bed exclaiming, “What?” “What your boss is trying to tell you, bird brain, is that you got the wrong pair of sisters,” said the little sister as she walked in with her older sister right b...